Ugh! Somebody shoot me now.

I’ve got this pain in my left abdomen, just below my ribcage. It’s going…stab…pull…stab…pull…stab…pull…stab, then pull, then buuuurn. I don’t have painkillers with me.

I think I’ll go straight to bed after watching Strictly Come Dancing.

**Update: I went to bed immediately after Strictly Come Dancing, woke up at 5 am, turned on the telly only to be reminded by BBC News that it’s actually 4 am, so tried going back to bed again. Incredible pain continued, I started to panic and thought about A & E. So I got up, had a shower and conditioned my hair – just wanted to look my best in case I was going to turn up at A & E later or call an ambulance. None of that happened because I fell asleep while trying to keep warm in bed waiting for daybreak. I then slept the day away and woke up at 8 pm, no pain, but very hungry…tried getting out of bed but couldn’t for about an hour…in the distance I could hear the sounds of happy children trick or treating. Now I’m here typing away after managing to get something down my throat. Halloween 2010, you were glorious!