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Morning ūüôā seen you gumtree¬†add! Wondered if you would be interested in massage¬†? ¬£60 per hour’ im cleam professional guy from [omitted town]

What??? I put an ad on gumtree¬†looking for work and some perv thinks he can score some? For a girl who has only ¬£10/week to spend, that offer is tantalizing but I don’t fancy my name appearing on Crimewatch.¬†Neither does the thought of selling my body give me comfort.