12/11/2010

Text from unknown2 on 17/10/2010 at 07:38

Hi babes x

What’s with these shady men and early mornings? What would they do without gumtree? That time on a Sunday morning I’m usually¬† half slumbering half daydreaming about the 2.3 babies I’d like to have with a beautiful surfer boy and our winter holiday country pile in Switzerland.

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Text from unknown2 on 17/10/2010 at 09:13

R u awake babes x

No. Still feeding my babies.

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Text from unknown2 on 17/10/2010 at 10:22

Just taken the pic u asked 4 babes x

I don’t seem to remember replying to any of your texts, but goodluck with the gumtree trawling.¬†Gotta go, my beautiful husband calling!

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Haven’t had as much as a buzz on my phone since then. And gumtree ad? Deleted! Can’t be dealing with this shit.

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